What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do I sweat so much at the gym?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Should I believe JD Vance's claim that Tim Walz lied about needing medical intervention to get pregnant?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…